[Broken English] Surat Cinta Tijah

Salam.

Tadi tengah online tiba2 teringat pulak dengan surat cinta Tijah ni, haha, walaupun cerita lawak ni agak lapuk,tapi bila baca masih jugak nak gelak sampai lebam. haha, jom baca :

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut,
bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil
sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya
"dicuri" ...

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Mike....

Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.
 I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me.
But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.



So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this
result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to
play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want
banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

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Aduyai, best jugak kan kalau baca broken english ni? Kadang-kadang english aku pun broken jugak >.< haha

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